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Friday, April 9, 2010
Short Women Jokes - Gas
Why do women pass less gas than men?
Because women won't be quiet long enough to build up pressure!
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Blonde jokes-Baseball
A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Short hilarious jokes - Doctor
A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all his clothes and then send his husband a bill for it.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Short funny jokes - Superman
What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Kids jokes-Maths
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
Friday, April 2, 2010
Very short funny jokes - Doctor
Patient: Doctor doctor, I think I need glasses.
Waiter: You certainly do, you've just walked into a fast food joint!!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Very short funny jokes - Credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Very funny joke - Jurassic Park
Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.
His friend asks him "What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?"
Sardarji replies "I am an intelligent man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know?"
Monday, March 29, 2010
Barack Obama Jokes - TV news Acronyms
NBC: New Barack Channel
ABC: Another Barack Channel
MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel
CBS: Continuous Barack Show
FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes
Short funny jokes-Life's savings
Patient: I have spent 80% of my life's savings on doctors.
Doctor : Why didn't you come to me earlier?
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Blonde jokes-Hammering
A: The noise gave her a headache!
Friday, March 26, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Short funny jokes-Being 99
Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Blonde jokes-In commercials
A: Double-dumb
Yo mama jokes-Nasty
- Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
- Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Short funny jokes-Popcorn with fingers
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Short humor jokes-Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners:
Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged or married to someone else!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Kids jokes-Better boy
A little boy was overheard praying:
Friday, March 5, 2010
Short funny jokes-Werewolf and vampire
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
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