Our world

"Once when I was lost.. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him…Do you think we'll ever find them.?
He said..I don't know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Hilarious short jokes-Form filling

An actress was filling up a form.
There was a column in the form where one was required to state martial status.
Married/ Unmarried.
And she wrote: Occasionally Married.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Short funny jokes-New husband

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Short funny jokes-Bottom of the ocean

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Short funny jokes-Laundry

How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Short funny jokes-Hijackers' demands

A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.
They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Short funny jokes-Ink

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink?"
Because it was always running out of the pen.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Short funny jokes-Hearing loss

What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
Wife saying she wants to talk to him.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Short funny jokes-Worse

What's worse finding a worm in a apple?
A half eaten worm!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hilarious short jokes-Birthday gift

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Short jokes-Moos

Why are mooos afraid ?
Because they're all cow words.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Short funny jokes-For the first time

The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church.
"I liked the music," she replied, "but the commercial was too long."

Friday, August 28, 2009

Short funny jokes-Toilet

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Short funny jokes-Truly married

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife isn't saying.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Really Funny Jokes

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

Friday, November 6, 2009

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009