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Saturday, October 30, 2010
Short funny jokes-Passion for Maths
Women have a Passion for Mathematics
They divide their age in half
Double the price of their clothes &
Always add at least 5 years to the age of their Best Friend.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Short funny jokes-Cow who works for a gardener
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
SMS jokes-Perfect day
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Short funny jokes-Chicken playing
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play!
Friday, October 1, 2010
Funny Lawyer joke-Vampire
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
One liner jokes - Automobile ad
Automobile Service advertisement as appeared in news paper.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Short funny jokes-Snowman in haunted house
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Short funny jokes-Served on Titanic
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
And what kind of lettuce?
Iceberg.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Short funny jokes-Have in common
A: They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Short hilarious jokes-Dead bird
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
They walk among us!
Monday, August 2, 2010
SMS joke in Hindi
Rahul Gandhi: Mom, aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi.
Sonia Gandhi : Kyon?
Rahul Gandhi: Har taraf likha hai, "Sonia ko Bahumat do"
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Birthday party jokes-Toasting
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Monday, July 26, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Really funny joke-Sheet of Sandpaper
What about the Irish explorer who paid £10 for a sheet of sandpaper?
He thought it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
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