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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Short funny jokes - Moscow the capital of China
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"
Monday, April 19, 2010
Funny Soldier jokes - Wife
First Soldier: "What made U go into the army?"
Second Soldier: "I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?"
First Soldier: "Well, I had a wife and loved peace."
Short funny jokes - Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage
Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
Hilarious short jokes-King Soloman's temple
Q: Where is King Soloman's temple?
A: On the side of his head!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Computer Jokes - Kid's password
A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?
Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Barack Obama jokes - one liners
Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.
Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Funny short jokes collection - Man and Woman
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Really short funny jokes - Dog and Cat
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
- The girl has mustache
Short SMS jokes - Santa Banta
Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Banta: Both Are Disconnected When There Is NO Money.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Short funny jokes - Husband Wife
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor.
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each others likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
Monday, April 12, 2010
Funny Doctor Patient jokes - Fifty dollars
Patient: How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?
Doctor: Fifty dollars.
Patient: Fifty dollars, for only a few second's work?
Doctor: Well, I will do it very slowly.
Short jokes - Sardar dreams
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK
Saradar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Funny Judge Jokes - Shooting
Judge: why did u shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honor, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Latest Sardar jokes - Interview
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.
Old man jokes - Hearing problem
An old man had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The old man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
Short sardar jokes - Cholesterol
Sardar starts shouting in a store......
where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Short humorous jokes - Reading email
A South American scientist from Argentina ,
after a lengthy study, has discovered that
people with very low intelligence read their
Emails with their hand on the mouse.
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Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late buddy
Short Doctor jokes - Wish
The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said,
"I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?".
"Yes," replied the patient faintly, "Another doctor".
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