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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Blonde jokes-Strike!

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Blonde jokes-During the birth

"Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician solicitously.
"Nah," replied the blonde mother to be.
"He and my husband don't get along."

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Funny blonde jokes-Pronunciation

A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."

The cashier leaned over the counter and said:

"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"

Friday, September 10, 2010

Blonde jokes-Cycle

A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his
head to see how long he slept.

So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde.

Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says,
"Let's have this last drink at my apartment."

Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK."

They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, ..."That's ok, I'll follow you in my Honda."

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Blonde jokes-Inneundo

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?

A: An Italian suppository.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Blonde jokes-Sunburn

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard a blonde girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Blonde jokes-The other side

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

Friday, July 23, 2010

Blonde joke-Favourite nursery rhyme

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Blonde joke-Stare

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Blonde jokes-Another drink

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink."

"Why is that," the host asked?

Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it and after two drinks ...anyone can!"

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Blonde jokes-A blonde's password

During a recent password audit at a large company, it was found that a blond receptionist was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrament o”

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least eight characters long and include at least one capital.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Blonde jokes-Locked in the bathroom

Did you hear about the blonde who got locked into the bathroom?

She was in there so long she peed her pants.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Blonde jokes-Lawnmower

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Blonde jokes-Daycare center

She was so blonde...
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Really funny jokes - Blonde on a plane

There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section.

A flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake and asks her politely to move. The blonde won't move.

She says, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight attendants. They all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she won't move.

She says again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious blonde. They tell him the only thing that she says. He puts the plane on auto-pilot and whispers something in the blonde's ear.

Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how the pilot made the blonde move so quickly.

They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All I had to do was tell her that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Blonde jokes-In front of ther mirror

Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Blonde jokes-Baseball

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Blonde jokes-Hammering

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Blonde jokes-In commercials

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?

A: Double-dumb

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Really Funny Jokes