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Monday, February 15, 2010

Short funny jokes-Chicken skeleton

Q. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
A. Because he didn't have enough guts.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Student Joke of the day - Girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Student : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Short one liner jokes - Mans heart

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is

through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Short funny jokes-Best costume

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister !

Monday, February 1, 2010

Short Joke - Husband Wife

Phone rings,

Husband: If it is for me then say that I am not at home.

Wife answered: He is at home.

Shocked Husband: What the Hell?

Wife: It was for me !!

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Birthday party jokes-Clam

What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Short funny jokes-Quietest place

What is the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department of the parachute company.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Birthday jokes-Comb

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A. Thanks. I'll never part with it!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Short funny jokes-Positive

Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Short funny jokes-Average age

Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Short funny jokes-F word

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Short funny jokes-Harley and Hoover

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Short funny jokes-Elephant's legs

Q) If an elephant's front legs were doing 60 miles per hour...what would the back legs be doing?

A) Hauling ass !!!!!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Short funny jokes-Witnesses

Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all witnesses.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Short funny jokes-Plaque

What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Short funny jokes-Bull fighters

Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Short funny jokes-Stolen

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Short funny jokes-Third floor on fire

Interviewer: Just imagine you are in the third floor, it caught fire. How will you escape?
Man: It's very simple i will stop my imagination.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Short funny jokes-Steamroller

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Short funny jokes-Sense of humor

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

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