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Friday, April 9, 2010

Short Women Jokes - Gas

Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women won't be quiet long enough to build up pressure!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Blonde jokes-Baseball

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Short hilarious jokes - Doctor

A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all his clothes and then send his husband a bill for it.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Short funny jokes - Superman

What is difference between man and Superman?

Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Kids jokes-Maths

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Very short funny jokes - Doctor

Patient: Doctor doctor, I think I need glasses.

Waiter: You certainly do, you've just walked into a fast food joint!!

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Very short funny jokes - Credit card

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Very funny joke - Jurassic Park

Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.

His friend asks him "What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?"

Sardarji replies "I am an intelligent man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know?"

Monday, March 29, 2010

Barack Obama Jokes - TV news Acronyms

NBC: New Barack Channel

ABC: Another Barack Channel

MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel

CBS: Continuous Barack Show

FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes

Short funny jokes-Life's savings

Patient: I have spent 80% of my life's savings on doctors.
Doctor : Why didn't you come to me earlier?

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Blonde jokes-Hammering

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Animal jokes-Favourite food

What is a whale's favourite food?

A sub sandwich.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Short funny jokes-Birthday present

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Short funny jokes-Being 99

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Blonde jokes-In commercials

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?

A: Double-dumb

Yo mama jokes-Nasty

- Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

- Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."

- Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Short funny jokes-Popcorn with fingers

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Short humor jokes-Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners:

Here are some nice Dilbert's one liners:

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged or married to someone else!

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Kids jokes-Better boy

A little boy was overheard praying:

'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.'

Friday, March 5, 2010

Short funny jokes-Werewolf and vampire

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

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