Saturday, November 13, 2010

Really Funny Jokes

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Short funny jokes-Passion for Maths

Women have a Passion for Mathematics

They divide their age in half

Double the price of their clothes &

Always add at least 5 years to the age of their Best Friend.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Short funny jokes-Cow who works for a gardener

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Blonde jokes-Strike!

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Friday, October 8, 2010

SMS jokes-Perfect day

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Short funny jokes-Chicken playing

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Funny Lawyer joke-Vampire

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Short funny jokes-Banker

Why didn't the banker have many friends?
Because he was a loaner.

Monday, September 20, 2010

One liner jokes - Automobile ad

Automobile Service advertisement as appeared in news paper.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Short funny jokes-Snowman in haunted house

What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?

Ice screams!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Short funny jokes-Few words

Nicky: I'm a man of few words.

Mike: I'm married, too.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Short funny jokes-Christmas Eve

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Short funny jokes-Served on Titanic

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?

And what kind of lettuce?

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Short funny jokes-Have in common

Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming and one's going!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Short hilarious jokes-Dead bird

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!

Monday, August 2, 2010

SMS joke in Hindi

Rahul Gandhi: Mom, aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi.

Sonia Gandhi : Kyon?

Rahul Gandhi: Har taraf likha hai, "Sonia ko Bahumat do"

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Birthday party jokes-Toasting

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Short funny jokes-Growing o;d

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Blonde joke-Favourite nursery rhyme

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Short funny jokes-Beetle's pet rabbit

What do you call a beetle's pet rabbit?
A bug's bunny.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Really funny joke-Sheet of Sandpaper

What about the Irish explorer who paid £10 for a sheet of sandpaper?

He thought it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

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