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Saturday, April 17, 2010
Barack Obama jokes - one liners
Q. Why is Barack Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A. She the one with the cojones.
Q. Why does Barack want higher taxes?
A. Cause he won’t be the one paying them.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Funny short jokes collection - Man and Woman
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Short SMS jokes - Santa Banta
Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?
Banta: Both Are Disconnected When There Is NO Money.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Short jokes - Sardar dreams
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK
Saradar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Funny Judge Jokes - Shooting
Judge: why did u shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honor, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Latest Sardar jokes - Interview
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.
Short sardar jokes - Cholesterol
Sardar starts shouting in a store......
where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Short humorous jokes - Reading email
A South American scientist from Argentina ,
after a lengthy study, has discovered that
people with very low intelligence read their
Emails with their hand on the mouse.
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Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late buddy
Short Women Jokes - Gas
Why do women pass less gas than men?
Because women won't be quiet long enough to build up pressure!
Monday, April 5, 2010
Short hilarious jokes - Doctor
A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all his clothes and then send his husband a bill for it.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Short funny jokes - Superman
What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Very short funny jokes - Credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Blonde jokes-Hammering
A: The noise gave her a headache!
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Short funny jokes-Being 99
Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Blonde jokes-In commercials
A: Double-dumb
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Short funny jokes-Popcorn with fingers
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Friday, March 5, 2010
Short funny jokes-Werewolf and vampire
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
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